Amorous Ebony Chronicles

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-02-03T02:30:00.000-05:00

Mercy. So sexy. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Gay & Lesbian Videos of the Week

2012-02-03T01:30:00.000-05:00

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And Now the Ladies

2012-02-03T00:30:00.000-05:00

Update

2012-02-02T03:00:00.000-05:00

You know that feeling you get when Blogger deletes 10 of your posts that you set up in advance, including the story you spent time recalling? Yup, it happened this week. Since I don't have time to rewrite these, they'll be missing this week. Hopefully, Blogger won't see fit to delete them next week.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-02-02T02:30:00.000-05:00

This is too sexy for words. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

My Favorite Porn Star of the Week - Sabrine Maui

2012-02-02T01:00:00.001-05:00

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Threesome Video of the Week

2012-02-02T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-02-01T02:30:00.000-05:00

This is one of my favorite ways to make a woman cum. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Interracial Video of the Week

2012-02-01T01:30:00.000-05:00

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Couples

2012-02-01T00:30:00.000-05:00

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-31T02:30:00.000-05:00

Mmmmm....tasty. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

TMI Question of the Week - Analyze yourself: What is sex to you if it isn't about love?

2012-01-31T01:30:00.000-05:00

Analyze yourself: What is sex to you if it isn't about love?

To me, sex is competiton within myself. I'm always trying to be better than the last time. I'm always trying to refine my movement, trying to find another position, another way of making her cum. I have fun trying to see how many times I can make her cum, how hard I can make her cum, how long I can make her cum.
Sex is about exercise. Sex is a workout. Sex is about the hunt, the seduction. It's a warrior mentality sometimes. Sometimes it's about notches on bedposts. It's about ego and pride; not about how I came but about how I made her cum and how many times. Sometimes, I admit, it's about just me being selfish and wanting to cum hard and get the fuck out of there. Those are very few times, though. It doesn't feed my ego enough being like that and I like to have my ego fed like a fat kid at an all you can eat buffet.
Besides, a woman who gets ridden well will tell her friends and they'll come up to you, flirt with you, and want to try you out for themselves. Those women are in competition with each other. I'm willing to play their game, so long as they're hot women (the trophy wives are a prime example of that). On that, I am snobbish and opinionated and I don't care what people think about it. You have your morals and lives. I have mine and mine work for me at this moment.

Masturbation Video of the Week - Silvia

2012-01-31T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Sexy Gif of the Day - Bobby Star

2012-01-30T02:30:00.000-05:00

Bobby Star: taking it like the champion she is. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

MILF Video of the Week - Shay Fox

2012-01-30T01:00:00.000-05:00

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For the Ladies - Cock

2012-01-30T00:30:00.000-05:00

Sexy Gif of the Day - Bobbi Bliss

2012-01-29T02:30:00.000-05:00

Bobbi Bliss: doing what she does best. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Blowjob Video of the Week - Jenna Haze & Presley

2012-01-29T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Saturday Update

2012-01-28T03:00:00.000-05:00

Here's your Saturday update:
1. A sexy gif
2. A celebrity sex video with Emmanuelle Chriqui
3. An amateur video

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-28T02:30:00.000-05:00

Her pleasure is my pleasure. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Celebrity Sex Video of the Week - Emmanuelle Chriqui

2012-01-28T01:00:00.001-05:00

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Amateur Video of the Week

2012-01-28T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Friday Update

2012-01-27T03:00:00.000-05:00

Friday getaway day. The weekend's close...so close. Here are the updates:
1. A sexy gif
2. The movie to go see this week is The Grey
3. Gay and lesbian videos
4. Photos of women
Enjoy your weekend.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-27T02:30:00.000-05:00

Just a touch. Just....a....touch....Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Movie Coming Out Today to Go see - the Grey

2012-01-27T02:00:00.000-05:00

Gay and Lesbian Videos of the Week

2012-01-27T01:00:00.001-05:00

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And Now the Ladies

2012-01-27T01:00:00.000-05:00

Thursday Update

2012-01-26T03:00:00.000-05:00

Today's update includes:
1. A sexy gif with Charlotte Stokely
2. The favorite porn star is Helena Karel
3. The essential book to read this week is 33 Strategies of War
4. A threesome video

Sexy Gif of the Day - Charlotte Stokely

2012-01-26T02:30:00.000-05:00

Charlotte Stokely receiving her reward for a job well done. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

My Favorite Porn Star of the Week - Helena Karel

2012-01-26T01:30:00.000-05:00

Smoking hot frenchie Helena Karel loves a good fucking brought to you by PornHub

Essential Book to Read This Week - 33 Strategies of War

2012-01-26T01:00:00.001-05:00

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This week's book is the second of Author Robert Greene's trilogy of life lessons: 33 Strategies of War. This book is similar to the 44 Laws of Power, only this time, it breaks down warfare instead of power. Each strategy is thoroughly explained with examples of how to use the strategy and how NOT to use it. You'll want to skim through the book once, then go back and read it a few times in order to truly digest each strategy. It's a great read.

Threesome Video of the Week

2012-01-26T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Wednesday Update

2012-01-25T03:00:00.000-05:00

Today's update includes:
1. A sexy gif with Charlotte Stokely
2. An interracial video featuring Misty Stone
3. Couples photos

Sexy Gif of the Week - Charlotte Stokely

2012-01-25T02:30:00.000-05:00

I love the look Charlotte gives while she's riding. That smirk, that seductive smile, says it all. Click on the photo if it doesn't move.

Couples

2012-01-25T01:00:00.001-05:00

Interracial Video of the Week - Misty Stone

2012-01-25T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Tuesday Update

2012-01-24T03:00:00.000-05:00

Today's updates are:
1. A sexy gif with Charlotte Stokely
2. A TMI question where I analyze myself again
3. The DVD to rent this week is 50 / 50
4. The video game to buy this week is Victoria II
5. A masturbation video

Sexy Gif of the Week - Charlotte Stokely

2012-01-24T02:30:00.000-05:00

Charlotte Stokely, riding for all she's worth. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

TMI Question of the Week - Analyze yourself: Since you're not married, why aren't you monogamous? Is it a fear of commitment?

2012-01-24T01:30:00.000-05:00

Analyze yourself: Since you're not married, why aren't you monogamous? Is it a fear of commitment?

It's definitely not a fear of commitment. I'm just not one to settle for just one type any more. I used to be. Like I said last week, I was almost married once and during that whole relationship, I didn't cheat once. In fact, once I call you my girlfriend, I don't cheat. Hell, I barely even blog during that time. Witness the lack of blogs almost a year ago for those of you who are long time readers.
These days, I just don't have the time to commit to a relationship. Business is going well and that's where a lot of my focus is at. Plus, I'm having too much fun now, especially since I joined a gym. New York City's like a big food bizarre with lots of different flavors and there's too much good food to have just one type.
Plus, my friend Todd brought something up the other day. He said that I have a gigolo mindset without getting paid for it. I had to think about that but he's probably right. The difference though is that gigolos don't get to really choose who to have sex with. They have to show up and fuck whoever pays them the money, regardless of what they look like, how fat or skinny they are, or whether they're attracted to that person or not. That's a sad lifestyle to me.
I choose to fuck who I want to fuck. I'm attracted to every woman who I do have sex with and I enjoy fucking each and every one of them.

Masturbation of the Week

2012-01-24T01:00:00.000-05:00

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New DVD to Rent This Week - 50 / 50

2012-01-24T00:30:00.001-05:00

New Video Game to Buy this Week - Victoria II: A House Divided

2012-01-24T00:30:00.000-05:00

Monday Update

2012-01-23T03:00:00.000-05:00

First off, I found some time yesterday so I wrote more about my time with Blasian in the Sunday story. As for today, there's pictures of men, a sexy gif, and a MILF video.

Sexy Gif of the Week

2012-01-23T02:30:00.000-05:00

Pounding done right. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

For the Ladies - Cock

2012-01-23T01:00:00.000-05:00

MILF Video of the Week

2012-01-23T00:30:00.000-05:00

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Sunday Update

2012-01-22T03:00:00.000-05:00

Happy Sunday. Today there's a blowjob video, a sexy gif, and a quick story of my birthday evening with Blasian, due to lack of time. I'll do a longer story about Emma next week.

Update: I found some time so I wrote more about my time with Blasian.

Sexy Gif of the Week

2012-01-22T02:30:00.000-05:00

I love when a woman cums like this and her entire body shakes. Yummy. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Sexy Sunday - Blasian: Birthday Evening

2012-01-22T01:30:00.000-05:00

     This story's going to be kinda short due to lack of time. I'll do a longer story next week.
     My birthday night dinner with Blasian started with an amazing dinner in midtown Manhattan. I will always say that the way to a man's heart is through a prime rib steak....unless you're a vegan; in which case, you're not a man (just kidding. Calm down. It's just a joke). After dinner, it was back to the E 14th Street apartment. I had already texted the other fellas that I was using the apartment that night for my birthday festivities so I knew Blasian and I would have the whole place to ourselves.
     It looked like Blasian had a long day so I did the gentlemanly thing and drew her a bubble bath. I should talk about this bathtub for a second because I'm in love with this thing. First off, it's an oversized tub. Apparently, the former owners of the apartment were really tall and had this tub made. Second, it's a claw foot porcelain tub built for 2. How awesome is that? We had thought about putting in gold faucets but then, that would be too Jay-Z / Kanye West stupid waste of money and sanity. Oh and the toilet has its own room so you don't have to wait to take a shower or bath while someone else is using the toilet. Classy.
     Anyway, I went to the kitchen, grabbed a bottle of red wine and two glasses (chilled cause I'm classy like that), and went back to the bathtub. I got undressed and got into the tub. Blasian got in after me; her nude body lying in front of me, resting its back on my chest. I gave her a back massage while she sipped her champagne. I love these moments with her. We snuggle and talk business. I feast on her ears and neck. She feels my cock getting hard against the small of her back. It's a win win situation.
     After some time of heavy petting and kissing, Blasian turned around and faced me. She grabbed my cock, gave it a few strokes, and guided it inside of her. She slowly started grinding on it, getting it deeper and deeper inside of her. She wanted some slow, deep loving and I was ready for her. Blasian grabbed my hands and put them over my head. She looked into my eyes and continued going up and down on it. Her breath got quicker. Her moans got louder and louder.
     I love looking at her face while she's riding. She makes the best sex faces. Blasian also makes her lips quiver. This night was no different. Blasian really needed some deep, slow cock. I let her control the situation. While she was riding, I kept thinking thinking how lucky I was to continue being able to make love to this vision of beauty.
     After a while, Blasian's legs started shaking and she started screaming. Soon, she came deep onto my cock, making her pussy muscles clench down onto it. Her head tilted back. I broke free of her lock on my hands and grabbed her her waist so that I could feel her body cum while I sucked on her nipples.
     The evening was spent with about an hour or so of sex in the tub with her on top and myself on top. Also with her in doggie style in the tub. Then, it was to the bed for more. We had sex for about 6 hours and used every piece of furniture in the bedroom. I also had her against the window while we looked at the Manhattan skyline. A great woman and a great time.

Blowjob Video of the Week

2012-01-22T01:00:00.001-05:00

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Saturday Update

2012-01-21T03:00:00.000-05:00

Today's update includes a sexy gif starring porn star Charlotte Stokely, a celebrity video with Olivia Wilde, and an amateur video.

Sexy Gif of the Day - Charlotte Stokely

2012-01-21T02:00:00.000-05:00

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Shit, work that ass, baby. Charlotte Stokely's one of my favorite porn stars to watch. Her ass is simply amazing.

Amateur Video of the Week

2012-01-21T01:30:00.001-05:00

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Celebrity Video of the Week - Olivia Wilde

2012-01-21T01:30:00.000-05:00

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Friday Update

2012-01-20T03:00:00.000-05:00

Today's update includes a sexy gif starring porn star Charlotte Stokely, gay and lesbian videos, and photos of women. Also, the movie to go see this weekend is Red Tails.

Movie Coming Out Today to Go See - Red Tails

2012-01-20T02:00:00.001-05:00

Sexy Gif of the Day - Charlotte Stokely

2012-01-20T02:00:00.000-05:00

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Mmmm.....lick it like a lollypop and suck it real good. That's a good girl. Charlotte Stokely rocks my world. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Gay and Lesbian Videos of the Week

2012-01-20T01:30:00.000-05:00

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And Now the Ladies

2012-01-20T01:00:00.000-05:00

Thursday Update

2012-01-19T03:00:00.001-05:00

Today's update includes a sexy gif and a threesome video. The book to read is the 48 Laws of power and my favorite porn star this week is Anne Midori.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-19T03:00:00.000-05:00

She looks like she's enjoying that cock. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Essential Book to Read This Week - 48 Laws of Power

2012-01-19T02:00:00.001-05:00

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Today, I'm going to start writing about books that I'm reading that I think should be in every man's library (or power hungry woman, for that matter). This week's pick is the 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene. This book is the bible for life in the shark tank. Greene breaks down each law one by one; giving you examples of the abuses of each law and when each law is put to effective use. For instance, the first law of power is to never outshine the master. Greene shows you one man who did, which lead to his utter downfall, and another man who made the law work in his favor. 50 Cent was so impressed that he wrote a sequel of sorts, adding two more laws to his book. The book is always interesting, never boring or preachy, and requires a few readings just to let it all sink in. It is a must have book with life lessons for all.

My Favorite Porn Star of the Week - Anne Midori

2012-01-19T01:00:00.001-05:00

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Threesome Video of the Week

2012-01-19T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Wednesday Update

2012-01-18T03:30:00.000-05:00

Today's update is a sexy gif, an interracial video, and photos on couples. Also, there's part 2 of my time with She Jay on my birthday.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-18T02:00:00.000-05:00

Damn baby, work her while she's riding someone else. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

She Jay: Birthday Lunch Part 2

2012-01-18T01:30:00.000-05:00

     After She Jay had finished milking my cock with her mouth, she got up, stripped off (finally) her clothes to unveil her perfect Asian body with perky nipples and proportinately sized breasts. She stood on the couch over my body and positioned her pussy in front of my face. "Lick my kitty kat, daddy, while your cock gets ready for round 2". With my hands still handcuffed behind my head, she grabbed my head with both hands, moved it towards her pussy, slammed her pussy onto my mouth, and started grinding it onto my face.
     As she grinded her hips onto my mouth, my tongue started darting around her clit and eventually onto her pussy lips. Her voice directed the movements. "Oooohhhh, that's it baby. Put that tongue right there. Faster. Faster baby. Come on, daddy. Make it wet. That's it. I can feel my juices going baby. You do that to me, daddy. Don't fuckin stop, daddy. Make my kitty kat purr, daddy. Fuck it with your tongue, daddy. Give me that tongue, daddy". After a few minutes of this, I could tell my tongue was doing its job on her. "Damn, my pussy's ready to fuck you now, daddy" she said. That was a good thing because my cock was hard again and ready for more action.
     She slid off my face and squatted down over my now erect cock. "No condom, baby. I want to feel it inside me" and with that, she slid my cock into her pussy. Her pussy sucked onto my shaft and gripped it for dear life. Her wetness surrounded my love pipe as her juices dripped down her slender legs. She straddled my waist with her legs, leaned forward, grabbed my handcuffed hands behind my head for leverage, and started riding my cock. Her breasts bounced in front of my face, taunting me to taste them when I couldn't. She was moving too fast up and down for me to spend any quality time licking them.
     She Jay slammed her hips up and down furiously, like a woman possessed. I was out of control again, huffing and puffing, trying hard to last and not give up all of my cum. After all, I still had plans with Blasian that night. I had to try to save some of my cum for her, even though She Jay was hell bent and determined to take what she wanted. "Fuck daddy. Your cock feels so good in my pussy. Feel how wet it is for you, baby. You like that tight little pussy fucking you right, the way a fucking woman should? Cum in me, daddy. Give your baby doll that cum. Cum bitch. Cum for mommy. Ugh. Fuck. Shit. Fuck it daddy. Fuck it hard. FUCK ME DADDY!!!! FUCK ME!!!"
     I tried keeping up with her thrust but to no avail. She was going to get hers, with or without my help. I decided to continue to let myself go with the feeling. Just then, her legs started to tighten up and quake. "I'm cumming daddy. I'm cumming" she cried out as her grip tightened around my hands and her pussy threatened to rip my cock off. She shook as wave after wave overtook her. As she spazzed out onto my body, my motions got the better of me. I get out a grunt, jerked upwards, and released load after load of my cum into her wet pussy. Each shot went up into her waiting geyser. She smiled and laughed as I screamed out in painful pleasure; half enjoying and regretting her victory of getting my cum inside her.
     She grinded her hips more onto me, milking what was left of my cum. Her pussy muscles condensed down onto my cock and milked every drop out of it. Then, She Jay got off of my cock, bent down, and started sucking the rest of my cum out of my cock with her mouth, tasting her juices with mine. "Damn baby, that tastes good" she said, then finished up, got off of me, and got dressed while I tried to gather my strength after my amazing lover had just finished pile driving my shaft out of existance. She grabbed the handcuff key, leaned over me, and undid my handcuffs. As I got my clothes back on, She Jay said "Oh, I almost forgot". She reached into her coat pocket and pulled out a bag from a local deli. "Happy birthday, daddy. Bacon, lettuce, and tomato on flatbread, just the way you like it" she said, handing me the bag. Damn, this girl knows how to make a man feel good.

Couples

2012-01-18T01:00:00.001-05:00

Interracial Video of the Week

2012-01-18T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Tuesday Update

2012-01-17T02:30:00.000-05:00

Today's update includes a sexy gif and a masturbation video. Today's TMI question concerns my rules when getting women. The dvd I recommend for rent today is the Ides of March starring George Clooney and Ryan Gosling. The video game I'd buy is Gran Turismo 5 XL Edition.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-17T02:00:00.000-05:00

I love rubbing my cock over a woman's clit repeatedly, just before I feed it into her. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

TMI Question of the Week - What are your personal rules for being with women?

2012-01-17T01:30:00.001-05:00

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What are your personal rules for being with women?

This one's probably going to stir up a hornet's nest but these are my personal rules that I live by. A lot of it is just basic stuff that has been said many times in many different ways:

1. Be Derek Jeter - For those of you in countries that don't follow Major League Baseball i.e. virtually every country other than the United States and the Dominican Republic, Derek Jeter is a future Baseball Hall of Fame shortshop for the New York Yankees (think an unmarried David Beckham for those who follow futbol). He's famous for being a champion but he's also really famous for being good looking and bedding some of the best looking women on the planet. Jessica Alba, Mariah Carey, Minka Kelly, Jessica Beil, and the occasional rich woman, groupie or Jersey Girl. Now, there are many famous men who get the best looking women. What puts Jeter far above every other one, including George Clooney, is that there has not been one woman who he's had sex with who has spoken badly about the guy. Not one. Even if the break up was bad, like it was with Minka Kelly, not a single woman has said anything nasty about the guy and he never says anything bad about his exgirlfriends / bed buddies. He also has a reputation for being a gentleman. I try to keep this in mind and emulate him in this way.

2. Love women - I don't just like women for sexual purposes. I like being in their company. Most of my friends are women. I love how they look, how they smell, and what they wear. I can't get enough of women.

3. Listen - This one's basic but so worth reminding men of. Don't pretend to hear what a woman says or, worse, commit the cardinal sin and not hear them at all. Actually listen to what they say. You may pick up hints later as to what turns them on or what their favorite clothing is. Hell, you may even, God forbid, learn something new about life.

4. Be a gentleman but don't be a nice guy - It took me YEARS to learn this one(actually, it was more like decades). When I was younger, I bought into that whole "women like nice guys" bullshit. I don't any more. This doesn't mean that you should be an asshole to women, though. Hold doors for them, be interested in what they have to say (even if you just want to have a one night stand with them), and treat them like princesses and queens. Just don't be their door mat.

5. Don't be THAT GUY - You know the one: the friend. That's the guy friend who gets the call at 3 in the morning; not for sex but so that she can bitch to you about the guy who hurt her but she'll probably go back to him because he's the bad boy who fucks her like a wilderbeast and makes her cum 10 times a night. Trust me, you're not getting any from her if you are THAT GUY and if, by some miracle of alcohol, she lets down her guard and sleeps with you, then congratulations: you've just become a jump off and you're not getting it again, your feelings will be hurt, and your friendship / needy relationship will be over anyway. Therefore, don't be THAT GUY. Let her get some gay guy friends for that.

6. Work out - Despite what women say about personality, sense of humor, and all that stuff about it's what's on the inside that counts when it comes to a guy (we'll leave the money / taken care of for life part out of this for now), that only matters to them when they're looking for a guy they want to marry. Otherwise, women are just as superficial and shallow as us men when it comes to what really attracts us to one another. Therefore, man up and work out. Get into the best shape of your life. Women love a guy who's in shape. Trust me, you'll have better, longer lasting sex if you're in shape.

7. Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man - ZZ Top got that song title right (great song, too). Buy a couple really nice suits even if you normally don't wear them. Buy a few nice pair of pants, shirts, and shoes. Get some good cologne (I wear Calvin Klein's Obsession). If you don't have a lot of money, try to save up some money and get one killer outfit; your go to outfit that makes you feel confident or to put it more bluntly: fake it til you make it.
Also, take a bath and groom your areas properly. This is all about the woman, remember? Don't make her deal with your hairiness or your bad body odor (that goes for your ass, too). Here's a quick tip. Handiwipes are perfect for cleaning emergencies of all types (read between the lines on that one).

8. Dogs need to learn new tricks - We men are dogs (in every sense of the word). Still, it doesn't mean that us dogs can't learn. When you're in a woman's company, learn her likes and dislikes. When you're having sex with her, learn her likes and dislikes.You've probably heard the saying "give a man a fish and he'll fish for a day but teach a man to fish and he'll fish for a lifetime". Well men, the same applies to sex. Cum for only your pleasure and you'll have sex one time. Cum for her pleasure and you'll have sex for a lifetime. That means don't be in it for yourself. Maybe one position didn't work. Pay attention to her movements and try a few others that will put her over the edge. Like I've said before, a woman will tell her friends about how good or bad you are in bed. Make sure she says how you made her head spin, not how she laid there and waited for you to nut and fall asleep so that she could dream about some other guy who made her head spin. Remember, it should always be about satisfying her in bed; it should hardly ever be about you. To that end.....

9. Follow the Boy Scout motto and be prepared - When I know I'm going to be with a freak, I'm prepared for anything. I usually have a glass dildo, a vibrator (Pocket Rocket is small and discreet), handcuffs, scarves, a couple of masks maybe, a tube of jelly for when you're going back door (don't make me spell it out for you), condoms of course (I always wear them, even though I don't put them in my Sexy Sunday stories), and anything else the night requires. You never know what the mood will call for so always be prepared.

10. A little less control goes a long way - Let the lady take control of the situation sometimes. Let her live out her fantasies; no matter how freaky they may be. Let her tie you up and have her way with you. Let her whip and spank her. Hell, let her peg you if that's what she's into. Be openminded and the sex will be better for the both of you. Let her play the cards and if you play YOUR cards right, who knows? Maybe you'll even get a menage out of the deal.

11. Reading is Fundamental - Learn something. Read a book. Pick up a newspaper. Hell, look at a news web page. Know something about the world, not just the latest sports scores. It will help you engage in conversation better. Watch the politics and religion conversations, though. The old saying about never talking about religion and politics remains true. Don't go down that slope unless you already know how she feels about it. Even then, listen more and talk less.

12. Enjoy the pineapple and hate the garlic - There have been studies out there (yes, people actually have studied this) that say that drinking pineappple juice or eating pineapple will make your cum taste better. Conversely, those studies also say that garlic will make your cum taste horrible; along with warding off vampires, of course (can't have everything in life). It all has something to do with the acid in the food. Fellas, if you want a woman to swallow you instead of spitting, eat pineapple and don't order anything with garlic in it during dinner.

13. Don't be a race car driver - This one also took me a long time to learn. Slow yourself down, champ. Women don't want a quickie unless there's very little time. I personally like all night action; not some wham bam thank you ma'am type of sex. Women like the build up to sex and the orgasm. Don't be a race car driver trying to get from point A to point B in 20 seconds or less. Take your time and explore with her and slow your roll. She'll thank you for it.
There's an old joke about 2 bulls on top of a hill looking down on a pasture filled with cows. The younger bull says "hey, let's go down and fuck one of the cows". The older bull looks at the eager younger bull and says "you can do that if you want but I'm going to WALK down and fuck ALL of the cows". That pretty much says it all.

Those are my rules for being with women. Some might think that they're borderline sexist but they're my rules and I'm sticking to them. If there are any that I should know about, let me know in the comments or email me.

Video Game I'd Buy This Week - Gran Turismo 5 XL Edition

2012-01-17T01:00:00.002-05:00

Movie Out on DVD Today to Rent - the Ides of March

2012-01-17T01:00:00.001-05:00

Masturbation Video of the Week

2012-01-17T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Monday Update

2012-01-16T02:30:00.000-05:00

Today's update includes a sexy gif, a MILF video, and photos of naked men. You're welcome.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-16T02:00:00.000-05:00

Work that pussy good, baby. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

MILF Video of the Week

2012-01-16T01:30:00.000-05:00

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For the Ladies - Cock

2012-01-16T01:00:00.000-05:00

Sunday Update

2012-01-15T02:30:00.000-05:00

Today, there's the sexy gif, a blowjob video featuring Taylor Hill, and part 1 of my story of She Jay and I on my birthday. Part 2 of the story will be on the blog on Wednesday.
Also, this week I'm starting something new. When I started the blog, it was strictly a sex blog. However, I've decided to branch out and also recommend a book that I'm reading; plus a dvd I'd rent a video game I'd buy, and movie I'd see in theaters each week. If I can find some decent music, I'll probably throw that onto the blog as well.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-15T02:00:00.000-05:00

That's it. Ass up and back down so that I can hit the spot right. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Sexy Sunday - She Jay: Birthday Lunch Part 1

2012-01-15T01:30:00.000-05:00

     Right around lunch midday on my birthday, I received a text from She Jay that read "1 hour. Yours. Basement. The Spot." Since I was in my office building, I knew what that meant. At the appropriate time, I told my workers that I was heading out of the building for lunch and wouldn't be back for at least an hour. Then, off I went to the elevator.
     "The Spot" that She Jay referred to was the janitor's room in the basement. It's a semi open secret in the building that guys sometimes take their women down to the basement in order to fuck their secretaries, mistresses, or whatever during the day (it's a type A personality / Alpha Dog type of building that my new business is in so that sort of thing goes on all the time). Very few people there have what I have, though: a key to the janitor's room.
*Quick side note - always ALWAYS be nice to the soldiers in an army; never the officers. That means be genuinely nice (not that smarmy fake nice that a lot of people do) to bartenders, waitresses, salespeople, and janitors. Not only do they work hard and deserve your respect for doing their jobs, they also will do nice things for you. In this particular case, when I first moved the business to the building, I became friends with the janitors, slipped the main janitor a $100.00 bill and he gave me not only first dibs on any favors or items that came through the building but he also gave me a key to his private office in the basement. The janitorial staff has its own room in another part of the building but this guy has his own private spot, which he pimped out since he works the evening shift and no one else does. I had taken She Jay down there for some midday sex on a few occasions so she knew where it was. I walked out of the elevator and to a door tucked out of the way of the general public that lead to the basement. I opened it up and headed down the appropriately lit hallway.
     When I turned a corner to the office, my Asian delight She Jay was already waiting. She had on a long winter jacket and a ladies black business dress with a white blouse so that no one would question why she was in the building. "You're late" she said, smiling and wiggling as she did. I hugged and kissed her passionately, then said (as I opened the janitor's office) "no, you're early". "I know, baby. I just couldn't wait to give you your birthday gift". "Really", I said as I quickly shut and locked the door behind us and surveyed the office.
     The office was decent sized for a janitor's place. It was probably around40' x 20' with the usual chemical supplies, mops, and brooms that janitors use. It also had an old tv, dvd player, steel desk, and black leather executive couch; all of which I had given him when we did our office remodel back last year. That's how I got the key to his place. I also gave him the money to sweeten the deal and for his discretion. I sat on the couch and very quickly turned my attention back to She Jay, who had already slipped off her jacket and had tossed it on the floor directly in front of my feet like a pillow.
     "Now, what gift would this be, since I didn't notce any boxes in your hands, hmmm?" I coyly said, expecting her to strip in front of me. "This" she said and pulled out a pair of handcuffs from her skirt pocket. "Hands behind your head, bitch" she commanded. I did what she told me. As my hands went behind my head, She Jay straddled my waist with her legs, leaned over, and clamped the cold steel onto my wrists. "Stay there like a good little buy and enjoy your present" she said as she got off of me and went down on her knees on top of her coat ("So THAT'S why she threw it in front of me" I quickly thought).
     She unbuckled my belt and in one quick movement (with an assist from me quickly raising myself off of the couch) she pulled down my pants and underwear and had them down around my ankles. Then, with her right hand, she started stroking my cock. She spit on my cock and worked her hand up and down my growing shaft in order to lube it up while her mouth started working on the head. Her tongue made wild movements on the lip of my head, making the nerve endings dance while she teased and taunted my cock with her mouth and her breath. She slowing licked my shaft, then made her way to my balls and licked and sucked them.
     I lay against the couch with my hands still behind my head, letting myself go. I started swearing, grunting and groaning like a primate. "Oh shit, fuck, damn bitch, and motherfucker" were heard coming from my mouth at various intervals of my pleasurable torture. She knew I was almost ready so she went for the quick kill. She took her thumb and index finger on her right hand, put them in a circle around my shaft, then quickly started moving them up and down my shaft like a jackhammer, making sure they hit the lip of my head with each upward motion, while her tongue and lips sucked and licked the tip of my cock.
     I completely lost it. I started screaming and grunting until soon after, I shot a huge load of cum into her mouth. A nice gob came out of She Jay's mouth and started dripping down her index finger. She quickly swallowed the cum that was already fed into her mouth, then slurped the cum that escaped onto her finger into her mouth and swallowed it all; all while my body kept jerking upwards, releasing all of its cum. I collapsed into the couch. "Damn girl. That is quite possibly the best blow job I've ever had" I said, inbetween my futile gasps for air. "Thank you baby" she said "but I'm not done with you yet".....

Blowjob Video of the Week - Taylor Hill

2012-01-15T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Saturday Update

2012-01-14T03:00:00.000-05:00

The weekend is officially here. After the partying and hopefully lots of sex, start it off with a sexy gif, a celebrity video with Saralisa Volm, and an amateur video with Haley Wilde.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-14T02:00:00.000-05:00

Arch that ass high in order to hit the spot. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Amateur Video of the Week - Haley Wilde

2012-01-14T01:30:00.000-05:00

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Celebrity Video of the Week - Saralisa Volm - Hotel Desire

2012-01-14T01:00:00.000-05:00

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Friday the 13th Update

2012-01-13T02:30:00.000-05:00

Friday the 13th has arrived. This is usually a day of bad luck. Let's change that with a sexy gif, two videos (one gay, one lesbian), and photos of women.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-13T02:00:00.000-05:00

Hit it and hit it hard!! Click the photo if it doesn't move.

And Now the Ladies

2012-01-13T00:30:00.001-05:00

Gay and Lesbian Videos of the Week

2012-01-13T00:30:00.000-05:00

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Thursday Update

2012-01-12T02:30:00.000-05:00

Today's update includes a sexy gif, a threesome video, and a video of one of my all time favorite porn stars - Angel Dark.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-12T02:00:00.000-05:00

The power thrust, followed by her body coiling upwards. Job well done. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

My Favorite Pornstar of the Week - Angel Dark

2012-01-12T01:30:00.000-05:00

Exotic Angel Dark Gets Her Tight Sexy Ass Rammed Hard By A BBC brought to you by PornHub

Threesome Video of the Week

2012-01-12T00:30:00.000-05:00

DP pro: Ramon_Nomar with James_Deen brought to you by PornHub

Wednesday Update

2012-01-11T02:30:00.000-05:00

Today's update is a sexy gif, an interracial video, and photos of couples.

Sexy Gif of the Day

2012-01-11T02:00:00.000-05:00

Get in deep, son. Click the photo if it doesn't move.

Couples

2012-01-11T01:30:00.000-05:00

Interracial Video of the Week

2012-01-11T00:30:00.000-05:00

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Tuesday Update

2012-01-10T02:30:00.000-05:00

Morning! Today's updates are a sexy gif, a masturbation video, and a TMI question where I analyze myself to see why I'm not married. Good old Sigmund would be proud.

Amorous Ebony Chronicles

Sexy Gif of the Day

Gay & Lesbian Videos of the Week

And Now the Ladies

Update

Sexy Gif of the Day

My Favorite Porn Star of the Week - Sabrine Maui

Threesome Video of the Week

Sexy Gif of the Day

Interracial Video of the Week

Couples

Sexy Gif of the Day

TMI Question of the Week - Analyze yourself: What is sex to you if it isn't about love?

Masturbation Video of the Week - Silvia

Sexy Gif of the Day - Bobby Star

MILF Video of the Week - Shay Fox

For the Ladies - Cock

Sexy Gif of the Day - Bobbi Bliss

Blowjob Video of the Week - Jenna Haze & Presley

Saturday Update

Sexy Gif of the Day

Celebrity Sex Video of the Week - Emmanuelle Chriqui

Amateur Video of the Week

Friday Update

Sexy Gif of the Day

Movie Coming Out Today to Go see - the Grey

Gay and Lesbian Videos of the Week

And Now the Ladies

Thursday Update

Sexy Gif of the Day - Charlotte Stokely

My Favorite Porn Star of the Week - Helena Karel

Essential Book to Read This Week - 33 Strategies of War

Threesome Video of the Week

Wednesday Update

Sexy Gif of the Week - Charlotte Stokely

Couples

Interracial Video of the Week - Misty Stone

Tuesday Update

Sexy Gif of the Week - Charlotte Stokely

TMI Question of the Week - Analyze yourself: Since you're not married, why aren't you monogamous? Is it a fear of commitment?

Masturbation of the Week

New DVD to Rent This Week - 50 / 50

New Video Game to Buy this Week - Victoria II: A House Divided

Monday Update

Sexy Gif of the Week

For the Ladies - Cock

MILF Video of the Week

Sunday Update

Sexy Gif of the Week

Sexy Sunday - Blasian: Birthday Evening

Blowjob Video of the Week

Saturday Update

Sexy Gif of the Day - Charlotte Stokely

Amateur Video of the Week

Celebrity Video of the Week - Olivia Wilde

Friday Update

Movie Coming Out Today to Go See - Red Tails

Sexy Gif of the Day - Charlotte Stokely

Gay and Lesbian Videos of the Week

And Now the Ladies

Thursday Update

Sexy Gif of the Day

Essential Book to Read This Week - 48 Laws of Power

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Wednesday Update

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Tuesday Update

Sexy Gif of the Day

TMI Question of the Week - What are your personal rules for being with women?

Video Game I'd Buy This Week - Gran Turismo 5 XL Edition

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