Tuesday, June 30, 2015

TMI Tuesday

I saw this list on the TMI Tuesday blog a while back.

1. LUST (excessive sexual appetites):
Besides your current significant other, for whom do you lust or who have you lusted for in the past?
   Lust is my favorite vice.
Does your significant other know about your lustful desires?
   Too many to number. I don't actually have a significant other at the moment, which leaves me free to lust.

2. GLUTTONY (over-indulgence):
What food brings out your inner glutton?
   Probably pizza when I'm not dieting.

3. GREED (avarice):
When it comes to sex, what are you greedy for?
   To make a woman cum.
When it comes to things, what is it that you want more than your need or deserve?
   money, of course.

4. SLOTH (idleness/procrastination):
Name a task or activity in which you perpetually procrastinate?

5. WRATH (anger) is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury.
a. Describe a time that you were very angry?
   Today at work when others weren't pulling their weight.
b. Have you ever been so angry that you thought about revenge?
Did you seek it?
   Yes. His name was Osama Bin Laden. I survived 9/11 and the aftermath. I lost 3 friends that day. This one was personal for me. I'm glad he's dead.

6. ENVY (jealousy):
Who or what do you envy?
   I'm envious of male bodybuilders' bodies.
   I can't get that muscular so I just focus on what I have. Still....

7. PRIDE (vanity) is the love of one’s own excellence, and it is considered the worst of the 7 Deadly Sins:
a. When preparing to meet a lover, what are you most vain about?
   My face.
b. What sexual skill are you overly proud and boastful about?
   The fact that I have a big cock and I know how to use it for pleasure.
c. What part of your body are you proud of, boastful about?
   Again, my cock.

Bonus: What sin do you think is your greatest virtue? For example, what bad thing makes you more appealing?
   Lust. It definitely makes me more appealing.

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